Thursday, October 30, 2003

 

10/30/03

Sorry I'm away so much-- keep it gangsta!

I a-po-lo-gize a trillion times!

I have a never ending list of things that I never do. The things I never do never get done because I like to sleep. Sleeping's not on my list of things that need to get done but I wish it were on the list of things I don't need to do. Strangely enough, the list of things that I don't need to do overlap the list of things that need to get done but it all depends on what kind of perspective you take.

BAM!

Hey you! Stop mining for whiskey!

I juss stepped out of one of the biggest love tetrahedrons I've ever been in.

Competition? No. I'm juss too selfless.

That, and they beyond deserve one another.

1 in 6 people think they're cool. So that's, what?....1 billion cool people in the world?

I've been described to have an incandescent personality.

If I were a fly, I'd land on you....'cause you're the poo!

I look out my window and the outside has lost its orange tint.

Its good to see blue again.

Next thing you know, they'll blame the fire on terrorism.

She told me she wears thongs.

...as if we didn't know!

You, my friend, are a sucker for any girl with blue eyes.

You fear that she'll be nice from afar, but far from nice.

That's not really it. You put so much emphasis on physical beauty that you're afraid to be affected by one of these girl's inner beauty.

$10 says that when we go back on monday, half your teachers will wanna talk about the fire or somehow relate to it rather than following their schedule

I am not my brothers.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

What is going on?!

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And now, some special messages:

******Pride1987: youre forgetting, that you are THE RYAN MOSE!

****raz: there's a dark side in you somewhere, and we're gonna find it

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Thank you very much for listening.

David's sporting a 'fro.

"Don't get eliminated!"

Docking out...
-Ryan : an odd fellow to follow

Ryan posted this at 12:14 PM.

Saturday, October 25, 2003

 

10/24/03

Well....look at this bad mamma-jamma right here.

Hello, I'm Ryan M. and I'm addicted to [insert name here].

I also have 3 new nicknames: Mr. Analysis, The Asionaire (not to be confused with The Asianaire) and El Dood-ler.

I'm an odd fellow to follow.

She described me as emollient.

One of the best compliments I've ever received besides, "I hate you!"

Please, do not bend over in front of me if:
A) You're a guy.
B) You're haggard.
C) You're breaking wind.
Otherwise, its all good.

I flew home in first class one year, and they gave me cashews. "Dayum," I said to the person sitting next to me. "Cashews."

Hmmsha, I don't remember....did I lose my mind all at once or was it a gradual process?

The act of cuddling: a process and art highly overlooked by the general male population. Its a comfortable feeling, a great moment of affection and peace. Your heads rest on one another, and you suddenly appreciate the scent of shampoo. The close proximity provides warmth to battle the chilling temperature. You lightly cling on to that soft tenderness that is her body and you sit there content as ever. Its nothing but an elongated hug, but its a copacetic situation.

Holy dayum do I suck at picking up on hints.

Doood.....she's beyond cute.

...and her, she's beyond hot.

But that broad, she's nothing but lovely.

However, you could never get enough of that love.

Yeah...she's reason enough to say, "Its all good."I wouldn't mind going over there and placing a subtle sign of affection upon her lips but she's all the way over there and its in the middle of class. Dayum you, education.

By the way, is it bad that I start the wave in english every time Ms. McNalley turns around to write something on the board?

We were looking over our english portfolios today and I realized how lazy I've become. Freshman year I had gone all out on the projects and essays. Sophomore year I didn't even write final drafts, I juss reprinted the roughs but with spell-check used around this time. This year, I zone out half the time during our timed written essays.

Yes, I still got A's and am getting 5-8's on my essays.

Yes, I feel bad about it but I'm proud at the same time.

By the way, I punked and chopped every test this week. Thank you.

I don't know why, but I've somehow attached a certain song to most people I know. Its sort of like their theme song and it plays in my head for at least 30 seconds every time I see them.

Sometimes you juss have to take the hit...I'm designated wingman.

Or is it juss me or are my doodles a lot better than most of my 'official' drawings for art class?

They love to tell you to stay inside the lines.

Well, screw that!

"Come Friday, I'm in love."

Docking out...
-Ryan : the only reason you actually come to any of your AP classes

Ryan posted this at 1:54 AM.

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

 

10/21/03

Hi.

Hello.

Hey there.

How's life?

We're going to do this like we always do this....randomly, in a stream-of-consciousness style. Yes indeedy.

I know y'all love me! Juss tell me!

Somehow, I made Co-Ed.

I am quite possibly the worst spotter in the world.

No...wait.....yes, I am. Haha, thanks. =D

If you walk around saying you're a person of integrity, you're not a person of integrity. Mmmhmm...

Ferris Bueller is my hero. Andy Dufraine is my hero. Van Wilder is my hero. Patrick Verona is my hero. The kid from Catch Me If You Can is my hero. George Clooney's character in Ocean Eleven is also my hero.

Its seems that every year I lose touch with someone I was really close to the year before.

Sterling 'enlightened' me today with the fact that one can be too nice, that it might seem like the nice thing to do but all in all, I'm not helping anyone.

Technically, they're not copying off of me, they're juss getting ideas.

What up my ninjas! That's asian style, suckaaa!

We must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon! With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

Now that's gangsta! ....and yes, that is from Mulan...

Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Simpson are not good role models.

Michael broke his hand. I was under the impression that this was the first bone he's ever broken. It isn't. I've also known Michael since kindergarden.

What a great friend I am.

Honestly, I could eat my pencil and spit out the graphite on any one of my english assigments, using the undecipherable marks created by the friction of the graphite on the paper as my answers and still get an A. McNalley must be a dillusional because I cannot seriously be that good.

She also hasn't yelled at me for putting "Ryanizzle Mosizzle" for my name on the last 3 tests.

There's this kid I know who always seems to have something sexual on his mind. We could be talking about quantum physics and he'd somehow relate it to something perverse.

I think he's insecure with his sexuality and is trying to deny something.

I'm thinking I doodle too much.

No...wait...no. No, I don't.

I'll try anything twice as long as it doesn't kill me the first time.

Yeah, I wouldn't mess with a guy who's sporting an eye-patch.

We're reading the Scarlet Letter and you know how the lady has to sport that embroidered "A?" Well it gave me the idea to get a small "R" and sport that (R for Ryan) until someone reminded me that the "A" had a negative connotation and stood for "adulterer." Yeah, with that "R" I wouldn't want to be labled as a....yeah, juss think about it for a second.

DVD's are an analogy for life.

I tend to have a problem with discipline.

Sometimes I think my care-free way of going about things gives out a negative impression that I think I'm above it all.

Maybe its the smile.

Until recently, I forgot how good it feels to have a girl run her fingers through my bangs, telling me they're soft. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

I'm a lot funnier when I'm not at home.

Trust me.

"He's an apparition. Second cousin to Harvey the rabbit."

Docking out...
-Ryan : chopping and punking the educational system since '93

Ryan posted this at 9:39 PM.

Saturday, October 11, 2003

 

10/10/03

The OoOoWeE Insight....a complicated look at a very simple kid.

Whoa there....long time no post, yeah? I bet some of you are thinking, "Hey, what happened to the OoOoWeE!?" In fact, I know a lot of cats have been thinking about that 'cause y'all have asked me about it. Well its all good, trust me. The OoOoWeE is still here, it juss hasn't had its chance to express itself lately.

Shooby doo-wop and Scooby snacks....

So tonight was the Homecoming game. Holy dayum was it a fun night. Dressing up as a pirate and then trilling around all hardcore with a pirate mentality is beyond fun. Try it some time.

Yeah, we were blazing during our performances. It was HoT! I was beyond pumped up tonight too. Yeah, I don't think i did as well as I could, but I still busted out with mad flavor. The only thing I forgot to do that I was planning was throwing my pirate hat into the crowd. By the way, I love the crowd. They're so awesome. Especially when I know most of them and they're all holla-ring like crazy. Good times, good times.

Hey Darren.....CHoPPeD!

After the routines, we got dressed and went to watch the rest of the game. Holy dayum, I didn't know everyone went to the games, haha. I knew almost everyone I saw and there was nothing but good feedback.

Standing in the bleachers with a grip of your very close friends, yelling and juss wiling out is priceless.

BANG-A-RANG, mothasuckaaa!

It would have been the perfect weekend had I been able to go to Homecoming. Yeah, I was procrastinating the whole week in getting my ticket and I finally went today but the frickin' line was beyond extended so I thought, "Hey now, I'll juss go to the Cashier's Office right after school and get one!" Unfortunately, they sold out during B Lunch so DAYUM! Sorry to everyone that was expecting me to come.

And I was beyond excited to go this year too 'cause from what ASB told us, it was going to be tricked out. More dance-room 'cause they were moving the DJ to the backwall and on top of that....KARAOKE OUT FRONT! Oh dayum.....watch out, mothasuckaaas!
It looks like procrastinating has finally caught up to me.

But its all good. There's alwasy MORP and the Prom, yeah? And we can always juss turn lunch into one big groove session if we wanted, haha.

And another thing, juss because I lounge out with a girl doesn't mean that something went down. Next cat that asks me if I 'got any' or if I 'got some' or anything along those lines is going to get CHoPPeD! Does it matter?

I speak softly, but carry a big frickin' stick. You wanna get dropped? Dont mind if I do!
I'm surprised more of y'all don't get hit by cars. Some cats juss don't know how ridiculous they are.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.

Haha, I'm thinking of changing my name.....any suggestions?

"Dayum....you make even 'scrub' look good, Ryan."

Docking out...
-Ryan : I get a kick out of you

Ryan posted this at 12:26 AM.