Sunday, June 09, 2002

 

6/0/02

It's sunday, and I should be doing something. Everyone is out except me.
Haha, oh well....maybe you cats could call before you get there next time?
Where am I going to catch a ride? Hehe.

It's all good.

So, bros....you want some advice, eh?
Well, Ima put it all here because I'll be sleeping early and I won't see you guys tonight.
A lot of you people have been asking about initiation.
Haha...this sounds like one of those advice/Q&A columns in the newspaper.

Anyways....
There she is. The fine broad that you've been eyeing for the past 20 minutes. You finally get the nerve to go talk to her.
But wait, before you go, ask yourself 2 questions. 1, has she returned your looks? If she has, don't be afraid to approach her.
Now, say that she's been fighting back with glares and scoffs and maybe even a finger.
Those are signs of "stay away". No, that's not a cute li'l game she's playing with you. She's telling you to "fuck off".
Secondly, have you had any interaction at all? This isn't as important as the previous mentioned idea, but it helps. By this I mean have you, on your way to get a drink, brushed by her and with a smile said, "Excuse me." ???
If yes, and she's been smiling back at you from across the room, conversation will be a little bit easier to begin. Exchanging a few words and glances gives a little comfortable ease for both you and her.
So, you walk on over. Straight line to your girl. Hmm....you don't know how to start talking to her, though.
Well, I'm sure anything will do. Just long as it isn't cheesy or retarded. Keep it simple....things like: "So, how has your evening been?"
Don't start with your ridiculous pick-up lines or compliments. Introduce yourself. Salutations, salutations. Then you can go and dig deeper into eachother.
Or something.
When talking to someone, always have good eye contact. Listen and, be honest. Don't lie and exaggerate because I know some of you imbeciles will. Keep the girl interested. Don't go on to something that she knows nothing about unless she asks. Also, don't tell "you had to be there" stories. Lastly, pay attention to her actions, it'll help signify if it's she's really liking the conversation, or if she's just being nice. When she smiles, check the outer edges of her eyes . If you see li'l wrinkles, then she's really smiling and she really did enjoy your stupid joke.

Well, um....there you go. The above is kinda ghetto and I could probably tell it better one on one. Or something.
Well, G*night people and get home safe?
-Ryan

Ryan posted this at 11:39 PM.