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Friday, February 21, 2003

 

2/21/03

Is it just me....or is everyone but me hooking up with someone or crushing on another?
Wait....replace that 'crushing on another' with....crushing on another who is sprung on them.

And here I was today, on the phone, trying to help my friend break initiate conversation and court a girl.
I give out so much advice...and they tell me it works.
"Alright, this is the time that we've all been training for for the past half a day!"
He told me later on that he met a cute girl at the mall and *gasp* got a REAL number!
And my friends say, "You don't know smooth until you've seen Ryan in public!" every so often.
I don't know how many times I've been told that I'm sweet.

It might seem like I'm bragging...but I'm just really trying to figure whats wrong with me.
Leave it to me to always fall for someone else's dime. And when they're not taken, I'm always worried about the barrier (friendship barrier, that is).
Or something.

BTW, the funniest films I've ever watched are romantic-comedies in mandarin. I'm beyond glad I have the international channel back.
Chica-boom! Ooowee! Wawoo! Skee-yu! Let's all do the wave.

Also, go watch Shanghai Knights. Its a good movie. But if anything, see it for this one fight scene in particular that will make you look over the way you live your life...
You cats who've seen it probably don't know what part I'm talking about. But if you know me well enough, you're slapping yourself for not knowing sooner.
Yes, the singing in the rain fight segment! It is the greatest piece of american film to have been produced in the last decade. They even play the instrumental of singing in the rain! He has the umbrella for embarassingly professing your love! I don't know any other way to put it. Its place in greatest film history is
GI-NORMOUS!

I'm out.
-Ryan

Ryan posted this at 12:45 AM.