Wednesday, February 26, 2003

 

2/26/03

AND A VERY HAPPY UN-BIRTHDAY....TO YOU! YES YOU!

We watched a video today in Mr. Franklin's about the art of Florence during the Renaissance. While every guy in the room was snickering and all the girls were giggling at all the nude statues, I couldn't help but think of Girls Gone Wild. No, no, no! Not in a perverse way, but of the sculptures and frescos they showed. All the people looked drunk and wasted! The girls weren't juss standing there, they were exposing their beauty to everyone else in the pictures in seductive poses! I think I watch too much TV...
So, Mr. Franklin stops the tape and he starts lecturing on some of the art. You know, I heard his comments at first but as I zoned out out of boredom and drowsiness he starting advertising Florentine's Gone Wild. It was the craziest thing!

I saw an angel today....
She was walking my way, and glanced me a smile...
Then she got in her car...
AND RAN MY HEART OVER!

I'd juss like to reiterate right now that I can't take a hint.
It was brought to my attention a girl i was crushing a few months back actually was sprung on me too.
And also that she was flaunting an unsurmounting amount of hints.
But I, being the idiot I am, juss took it for her being nice/herself.
I used to say you can't trick the trickster....but know I see that the trickster is the most easily tricked.
Ok, ok....so I used to say you can't outsmart the smartass. Same difference!

I bought 2 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and one bag of Reese's Pieces today. You know what they say about peanut butter....it'll get $3 out of Ryan for the good of the track team.

Have you ever walked down the street and saw someone sitting there on the curb with a frown? You might want to go up to that person and ask, "What's wrong? Are you OK?" But that person will just jump in her car....AND RUN YOUR HEART OVER!
(reminder: it'd be a much better choice to flash a smile and say, "Y'know....sad people frown.")

I'm out.
-Ryan

Ryan posted this at 6:06 PM.