Tuesday, March 11, 2003

 

3/11/03

And now, its time for a lil rant....
RYAN'S BATHROOM ETIQUETTE: ISSUE #1
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Ok, guys. First of all, stop the moaning and complaining! Yes, we all know....the bathroom is full! And the fricking line is almost as bad as waiting in the DMV.
Secondly, do you guys not have eyes?! There are stalls LINING the fricken bathroom perimeters...AND YOU'RE JUSS STANDING THERE...IN LINE! I don't know about you, but I'm secure enough to go and use the stall that's *GASP* in-between 2 other urinals in use! HOLY FRAGILISTIC KISSES! Seriously, what are you is wrong with you people?! Look, I'm so flabbergasted that I can't speak even straight now, yes!
Thirdly, I'm glad there are some cats who are confident enough to use the even urinals, but please, must you converse with us while doing your bizznizzy? Honestly, the last thing I want to hear is you guys letting out moans of relief or singing like angels!
Now I can understand the guys who are bored so they narrate their whole scenario, acting like it's a battle from some sci-fi flick..."Firing the liquid missles! Oh no! They have porcelain shielding! The outer perimeters of the pants have been stained! Oh ye Gods! The humanity!" but come on!
Just walk up, do your thing, and wash your fricken hands!.....please?

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Ahem....thank you.
I'm not really that mad about it, but I had nothing else to talk about. Yupperz.

My friend asked me if I was going to MORP. I said yes. He then proceeded to ask me what I was going to do at MORP.
I simply replied, "Same thing we do every dance, Pinky. Try to dance over the world! And maybe slow dance with a sweet girl and as we get lost in eachother's eye we lean in closer to one another...our breath heavy as the hot condensed air....and as our lips almost touch, a spark fluttering before them....the slowjam ends and the lady brushes off into the crowd...looking for another male to freak dance....juss like last time.....maybe I shouldn't go?"
So, he reassuringly goes, "No, you should go. We need someone who can dance."

So, in english, we're working on these posters concerning the themes of Frankenstein. I'm grouped with my good friends Jason, Rayan, Lizeth & Lauren. Oh, and did I mention the nice and beautiful Kylie? Well there you go. Anyways, I'm looking at a poster already up with the same theme as ours. Can you guess what it is children? That's right! Revenge and obsession!
Well, we ended up getting entirely different but good quotes but I couldn't help but notice the excellent job on that poster. And then I noticed another poster, but I forgot what theme it was. Anyways, being the awesome critic that I am, I made lil ghetto notes that said: "A+ - a - licious!" and "A+ job if I do say so myself!" signed, "With love, your critic, (my signature) OoOoWeE!" and then I slapped those suckers on those 2 posters! It was fun. Yup.

"Ok, I love you, buh-bye!"
Well, I'm out.
-Ryan

Ryan posted this at 7:41 PM.