Sunday, March 23, 2003

 

3/23/03

Yeah, so I was taking a walk today and I decided that I never ever want to be mistaken for a magician. I say this because during my walk, I saw a man in the park.
He 'floated' to the bench in magician-esque fashion, sat down, and plopped his bag of tricks next to him. He leaned over and pulled something out of his bag.
Can you guess what it was, children? A rabbit? A dove? A car? A yummylicious sub for Ryan? No, no, no, children! He pulled out a walkman and listened to, what I'm guessing was, magic show instrumentals.
Did I mention his long, well-conditioned hair? You can't be a magician without that!

On a loftier note, I feel really bad? "Why's that?" you say?
"Is it because you like a girl who is in love with someone else but was, at one point in your dillusional mind, in love with you?"
Why, friend, NO! That isn't it at all!
I feel bad because I had a good weekend whereas about two thirds of my friends didn't! That's why!
Yeah, I'm weird. I feel bad whenever ANY of my friends feel bad.
Somebody needs a hug.

It was brought to my attention that its ok to be sad sometimes, especially concerning romance.
I'm sorry I'm such an optimist, everyone.

I guess I'm the only person who thinks glasses are sexy. If sexy was from A to B, glasses would be Z. Holla!

If you're bored and feel like talking to someone, go up to them and say (with a smile), "So I say...that's no whale, THAT'S MY NIECE!" and then flash that big commercial grin. Trust me, it'll get something out of ANYBODY.
On second thought, don't trust me. I'm the one person you shouldn't trust.

Did I ever tell you how I used to pickpocket back in my middle school days? Well, there you go.
But I never kept the stuff, mind you. I'd always give it back. It was juss for fun.

And that, my friends, is why Ryan is the most evilest person in the whole wide worlds!

Sometimes I think I have an online journal just to see how much nonsense I can spout in one entry.

Docking out...
-Ryan

Ryan posted this at 10:08 PM.