Tuesday, April 01, 2003

 

4/1/03

Happy April Fools, everyone! I told everyone I had cancer....and they believed me. I think its because i knew all the technical terms and whatnot. I got a lot of hugs, OoOoWeE! Yeah, it was fun...until my friend started to cry. Holy dayum do I feel like an ass. For a moment there it almost felt like I did have cancer...or a tumor...or a goid...or a nagging wife...or something. Boredom sure is a killer....

Did you hear that, buddy? Oh, you didn't? It was the voice of God reminding you that my birthday is this month ON THE 26TH!
But, the 26TH OF APRIL is on a saturday, so feel free to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME on the friday before THE 26TH OF APRIL, the 25th.
And then he left. Yup. I was there. I saw it. I'm now blind but I know the meaning of life. Was it worth it? Not at all.

Let me tell you something....Ph8 and 5eRenD1pity don't like me at all.

Girls are pretty...and soft...and smart...lovable...
Been a while since I had one in my arms....
I don't know which is a greater torture...
Being like my friend who has hasn't experianced any of this...
Or being me, who once paraded in its glory but lately lost track of the party...
Wookie wookie wa...

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I have feelings for a girl that's swell.
And I have to say, I know her well.
But my feelings, I'm too shy to tell.
Like many others, I'm under her spell.

But I'm not in love with her physiognomy.
Although, I must admit, its not bad to see.
But I honestly feel for her mentally.
If she wants to, she could cradle with me.

It seems like I'm in love with another.
But it's her that I'd love to smother,
In my love, spread out like butter,
as our lips sweetly embrace eachother.

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Word.
Docking out...
-Ryan

Ryan posted this at 6:26 PM.