Monday, April 07, 2003

 

4/7/03

As much as I've tried not to....I've become the renaissance man. If I really wanted to go all out, I'd act too....but I don't?

Last week, I thought I'd go pay a surprise visit to my old 6th period Chem. class. The only people who knew were Brit and Anthony I think?
Anyways, I text message Brit during B lunch if the coast was clear and she says yes. In fact, she said it was the perfect time to come!
So I go there, all G'ed up, and knock on the door. I look through the windo and I see that the lights are off. At first I'm thinking, "Hey, they're going to turn the lights on and surprise me as soon as I go in because I'm juss so dillusional but cool like that." But then I saw that the overhead was on. That's right, notes. So, while I'm waiting for someone to open the door, I think up an excuse. The doors opens...
"Thanks," I say to the girl who opened the door. New cat I think. I don't remember her last semester.
I see everyone is looking at me. I look around and get a few waves, so I give a few head nods.
And then Mr. Baker slowly turns his head in my direction. He had the most down- looking expression.

"Are you going to be here afterschool tommorow? I need some help," I ask.

"Um...what chapter?"

"Chapter....26? I think." I look up and I think it was...Kristina? who waved at me and Anthony gave me a nod.

"Today or tuesday."

"What?"

"I'll be here afterschool today or tuesday."

"Ok...i'll see you...tuesday then. Thanks"

Then Jorge goes, "Later Ryan."
and then a lot of farewells follow.

"Later everybody."
And then I step outside and think to myself, "That was great."
Perfect timing, huh, Brit? Haha, its all good.

On Friday, we found this chair from the Gym that was broken. It'd stand up, but if you say in it, it'd break apart.
So, we were planning this whole prank to play on Chris.
I don't know if you've heard about APOOOMM or Apple Pie, but yeah. Chris and Phan both claim to be the 'godfather' of the whole 'fraternity'.
Chris obsessively insists he's the only Godfather. So, when Chris was coming, Phan was sitting on it (not really...it looked like he using la toilette).
Then Clint goes, "You can't sit there, that's only for the Godfather!" and he starts pushing Phan. Phan is trying to sit back down.
Chris comes running screaming, "I'm the Godfather!"
It was the funniest thing. He was pushing everyone out of his way and he rips his way right to the chair and sits the hardest sit I've ever seen. The chair collapses.
Not only were we laughing, but the whole lunch area was laughing. That's right, even people from the cafeteria.
Haha. I'd like to say sorry and thank you to Chris. That had to be funniest moment of last Friday.

Docking out...
-Ryan : as asian as floor-runners

Ryan posted this at 4:17 PM.