Friday, June 27, 2003

 

6/27/03

Recently some kids have come up to me and curiously asked, "Ryan, why a Blog, yo? Why not hit up one of them new Xanga-izzles, B?"
Why? Because I'm keeping it OG, mothasucka! I don't need some fancy-schmancy, trendy OTJ if I'm juss going to spout out my thoughts, feelings and stories.
Besides, I started with Blogger, and I'm sticking with Blogger.

Now some of you are thinking, "Wha-ha?! Hold up, Ryan! You do have a Xanga, you rectalgia of society!"
True.
I do.
But I don't use it. In fact, I linked that mamma-jamma to this site, sucka!

How do you know you like a particular chica? Well, one is, she's not a pirate to you and you view her as a lady.
But to be sure...
When YOU start getting offended whenever your bro's or someone comments on how hot she is and how they wouldn't mind hitting that. That's how you know.

Mmm....mac and cheese.

Mmm...cereal.

So, said girl was juss like, "Yeah, Ryan, I mean, you've always been in my mind, but I wasn't sure so I sent out mixed signals and now I'm feeling this cat."
And I juss be like, "Sounds good."

You remember back um...circa 2nd-4th grade when all the girls during recess and lunch would chase the boys and attempt to kick them in the nuts?
They never tried to kick me.
In fact, they gave me flowers and sometimes even asked me to help.
I never did help, mind you. I juss bought yummylicious cookies from the cafeteria and enjoyed the show.
Ah, good times, good times.

You girls always swoon and say, "Oh, how romantic!"
Yeah, well, it wouldn't be romantic if the person you didn't have in mind did that to you, now would it?

Everyday, walk up to a random person you know or don't know and say one of the following:
-"I'm not trying to hit on you or anything, but....you're beautiful. And I thought I'd let you know."
-"I've never seen you look so sexy."
-"I lowered my cholesterol."
-"Don't take this the wrong way or anything but...I fucking hate you."
For added bonus points and fun, say it to a teacher!

Mmm....cheesecake.

Now bust through my Comp. Art Portfolio and tell me how much its the epitome of calsetto, homie.

"My friend, anger's the only thing you can't get rid of by losing it."

Docking out...
-Ryan : as Ryan as optimism

Ryan posted this at 1:09 PM.