Monday, June 30, 2003

 

6/30/03

"I was about to retaliate!"
"You were on the floor!"
"That's how I fight, homie!"

How's life? In a word: copacetic.

Its funny how people thank me for this online journal thingy because they get to learn new words.

I think all the anal people in this world had difficulties during potty training.

78% of women think they're overweight....64% of them are.

If burglars wanted to make bank pawning off stolen items, they best do it during the summer. I don't know anyone who doesn't have all their windows open right now.

I won't punch you in the face but I'll sure as hell think about it.

Tammy says true happiness is waking up in the morning and saying to yourself, "Ahh...isn't life grand?"

You know the word rhetorical? Are there any instances in which it isn't used to describe a question? 'Cause you don't see many rhetorical statements or actions.
"Oh, sorry. I was juss talking for the hell of it."
Oh wait, I make rhetorical statements all the time.

It sucks how you make more friends than lovers when you want it the othe way around, yeah?

I actually woke up early this morning....but I went back to sleep.

F-O-B-O-L-O-U-S!
Talking 'bout that halo, halo!

Is AOL endorsing the Padres?

If they made a teen movie about our highschool, what character would you be? Would I be? Hmmmsha...

Ferris Bueller is a hero to all.

Yes, Urkel, you DID do that! Holy damn!

Its been flaming warm lately.
I was checking the mail yesterday and my hair caught on fire.
I felt like Michael Jackson.

Next time you're getting scolded by your parents and they say, "We want the truth!", look at them like Jack Nicholson and murmur, "You can't handle the truth."
They'll be so amazed by your cleverness, they'll forget what they were yelling about in the first place!

When we go back to school we're having a damn conga line during break or lunch, aighty?

I'll see you when you get there.

Docking out...
-Ryan : as Ryan as Z Catching

Ryan posted this at 2:41 PM.