Thursday, July 03, 2003

 

7/2/03

You know, Kevin brought up a good point tonight: "I thought you already went to bed."
Yeah, so did I....but then I didn't, really.
I attempted to go to bed early because I actually have to wake up early. Didn't exactly work out.
I do this a lot. Except most of the time i don't have a reason to wake up early other than the fact I'd like to wake up before noon every now and then.
Perhaps I suffer from clinomania?
Granted, its summer and I'm supposed to sleep in but it'd be nice if i was up early enough for breakfast.
Literally and metaphorically.

Yeah, so the whole cereal shindig is out. Never thought by spouting off to only a handful of people would it be brought onto a whole grip of people.
Since you all know the names of 'em, can you guess who they are?! Or perhaps you're one of them, eh, eh?

So, yeah, I was at a friend's the other day and I met their parents for the first time.
"Oh, you're Ryan? You must be the charming dancer!"
Whoa there...

When you have to say 'bless you' to yourself, you know someone around you has killed the mood.

Sure, they say you shouldn’t feed the animals at the zoo. But what if you feed them other animals?

Sometimes when I close my eyes at night I can't see through my ears.
Apparently, this is a good thing but I can't help but wonder.

The word deformed always come with negative connotations.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe because of its percentages of happenings its a special thing?
What if the majority of 'normal' people are actually the 'deformed' ones?
Hmmsha...

'McJob' is an actual word now. Its in the dictionary. Its definition? A low-end job.
So is 'dead presidents' which refers to the moolah.

Its been about 2 year since I finally learned something new to add to my knowledge of courtship.
Thank you, Kristina. Thank you very much.

A great wrong happened to me today. I was looking for the Lilo and Stitch DVD and unfortunately, I couldn't find it.
That means one of my older brother's girlfriends must have it over at her house.
That's just plain wrong.

Sometimes I feel pressured to find a girlfriend whose name starts with a "T".
Why?
Well, because my oldest brother's girlfriend is named Rina and my other brother's girlfriend is named Sandy.
If you're clever, you've probably gone through the alphabet and realized that is goes "R-S" followed by "T".
Too much thinking on my part.

It must suck to spontaneously combust. But I bet what would really throw you in a panic was if you saw yourself in the mirror after spontaneously combusting. I imagine that'd be hell.

Hey Pat, they only want me for my pimp juice, haha. No seriously, that song isn't about me at all.

If you tell me I'm cool, I'll acknowledge it with a thanks but in my mind I'll ignore and mentally tear at it with vituperation.

You know what's funny? Remember how I had over $200 in text messages? Well, while trying to get texting banned for my phone, we accidentally got it cancelled for my brother's phone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
ah....yeah, we need to get that straightened out.

If someone pours water on a bunch of rocks and it gets hotter, you're probably in a sauna.

I hope by reading my online journal thing you realize how much significantly higher your IQ is compared to mine.

Down with the Wal-Mart franchise!

Have a nice day.

Docking out...
-Ryan : as Ryan as basorexia

Ryan posted this at 1:01 AM.