Thursday, August 14, 2003

 

8/13/03

For the most part, guys are ridiculous, letting their masculinity and their ego get in the way of everything. Some cats juss don't know how to treat a girl...

Do you think I could bring cream soda to school? Or would they tackle me to the ground and suspend me because it looks like alcohol?

Remember back in the day when running in a circle was all you needed for entertainment?

I once asked a girl to help me look for one of my contact lenses. Granted, I don't wear contact lenses. Needless to say, I'm glad I asked her, haha.

...'cause she found it...and gave it to me.

...along with her number, haha.

Girls are pretty.

And amazing.

...you could give them a wedgie from the front and the back.

Yes, my friends, basorexia has returned....again.

If there's any way that I could possibly make your day, feel free to tell me.

My friend will be attempting to take 5 AP courses and one weighted honors class this year. She's going to be under so much pressure that I could probably become a millionaire selling off the diamonds that she'll be shooting out of her ears. Hopefully, we can help her keep the OoOoWeE.

It sure has been flaming warm lately. Hot as a biiiiiish. Juss sitting there I'm sweating more than Mike Tyson in a spelling bee or a prostitute in church. Even checking the mail is hard to do. And not juss because of the heat, but because I'm afraid that the letters'll catch on fire and then we won't be able to pay our bills on time.

I used to defend myself with pepper-spray.

...until I was attacked by a cajun.

Have you ever been stabbed in the eye? It hurts, doesn't it?

How in the world can you hate on the Cookie Monster?!

Describe her kiss? Well, it was a lot like getting bit by the Snuggles bear...

...does it matter much?

I'm not the best...but I'm in the top two.

I guess I am nice. I'm not mean to anyone.....its not nice.

If anything, I'm my own worst enemy.

Everything can be fixed....with a li'l filipino ingenuity!

"Oh! You're the charming dancer!"

Docking out...
-Ryan : if you see this man, call 911 immediately!

Ryan posted this at 2:24 AM.