Tuesday, August 19, 2003

 

8/19/03

In need of an osculant relationship. Will pay for din-din.

Allow me to smooth out your day.

Up your ziggy-ziggy with a wah-wah brush!

Don't ever crush on a girl who says she juss has a 'friend'...

Just a li'l warning: DO NOT USE YOUR MONEY TO SEE S.W.A.T.
It is, undeniably, one of the worst movies out there right now. It's a crime against humanity and doesn't do the old show any glory. Despite it, I can vouch one good thing about the movie...there is Dr. Pepper everywhere in that film.

I bought my brain a cane this year and asked it to be my pimp.

Speaking of school, it's surprisingly groovy. The day goes by so fast. I'm loving my schedule like no other. In fact, if I could, I'd marry it.

But you can't marry paper.

It juss wouldn't work out.

All my teachers are beyond nice and/or pure comedy. I know at the very least half the room in every class.

I think I'm set.

But I seem to have a couple of stalkers. They follow me from class to class, even sitting down next to me.

Some, like Kristina, Linh or Quynhy have it bad as they obsessively attend 2, even 3 of my classes!

You girls are crazy!

I'm getting a lot of looks from new administrators and the short, short freshman. Holy dayum, was I really roughly around the same size two years ago?

Lunch is pretty lounged out. I still need to walk around more to see where all the different cliques and friends have decided to stoop out for this year.

I'm juss waiting for the moment when I could break away. The only reason that I'm here is so I can save the day.

Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Hmmsha...

"Maybe if I hit him in the eye, he'll go blind, yeah? Oh wait....he has two..."

Docking out...
-Ryan : sooner or later, you'll get him

Ryan posted this at 7:12 PM.