Saturday, September 20, 2003

 

9/20/03

This post is dedicated to my good friend, El Primero. Live it OoOoWeE, brotha.

Careful when spelling the word 'queen.' If you spell it with an 'ea' instead of the 'ee' its an entirely different word and meaning. Turst me on this one.

I've been nothing but a quiddler in english so on friday I tried my hardest to actually pay attention and whatnot. It almost worked. Dayum....

Its not that I'm picky. Its juss that if I'm not feeling it, I'm not feeling it.

Holy dayum does she rock that dress. She rocks it so hard that it could be the costume for a superheroine called "Absolutely Delicious Girl."

And when she walks, the wind blows and the angels sing.

Its too cliché, I won't say I'm in [like].

I don't care what you say, everyone has a sense of humor, even God. Just look at the platypus.

I have a new way to make my friends feel better when they feel dumb. I juss tell them, "You're not stupid....Jessica Simpson is stupid."

Holy dayum is that beyond true.

According to my grandma, Bert is going to have 4 kids, Reg will have 2 and I'll be the barren one, with 0 kids.

Supposedley, Rina has to wear some sort of belt, otherwise the baby'll crawl right up into her ribcage.

Its out of control.

Blah gah gah...why am I always digging on girls that I know I won't be seeing on a regular basis?

Now dry your eyes, it can't rain every day. Baby keep smiling. You know the sun is shining.

"Bro, if you want to get plundered, then go for it. Go for that chica. She ain't nothing but a pirate!"
"Isn't she your sister?"
"My point exactly!"

Docking out...
-Ryan : the best part of waking up

Ryan posted this at 10:43 PM.