Friday, December 19, 2003

 

12/19/03

Things you should know by now:
-I'm the best part of waking up.
-I occasionally chase skirts. Flirting don't hurt.
-I've been described as eclectic and emollient.
-I am one sex-ay piece of man.
-I've suffered from basorexia since 8th grade.
-My name spelled backwards sounds like a horrible hair-removal product.
-I'll willingly listen to anything BUT country. Even Mr. Sterling (oh!)
-I've had the and still retain the following nicknames (among others): Taurus, Smooth Operator, Song Santa
-Kevin Du has officially lost his title of "Stealth Ninja" because I'm dubbing it upon Kristina, the Stealth Ninja.
-I once found a four-leaf clover.
-Darren says,"Ryan is a random-cool cAtt"
-Ryan agrees.
-By "Ryan" I mean myself....its a pronoun.
-When I move, you move.
-Deja Vu hits me more than it should.
-Simon says I'm a, and I quote, "pretty darn good rapper."
-Whales are cool, but not as cool as the monkeys.
-All questions must be written in writing.
-I'm sporadic, and can't do things routinely unless I have to.
-My bangs and I have been together since 3rd grade.
-I have a weak spot for helping out strangers.
-I bid on the eBay item "I'll allow you to punch P. Diddy in the face and get away with it."
-In an asian family, you're either into gambling or totally against it.
-My first poem ever written was to a girl in 2nd grade. She turned me down.
-I like to write, even though I may not be good at it.
-I'm the only reason you come to any of your AP classes.
-The only reason that I stay is so I can save the day.
-I'm not the best, but I'm in the top two.
-I've known Cameron, Michael and Phan since kindergarden.
-I don't practice Santeria.
-I love Cereals.
-Flowers too.
-I don't have to put much effort into a lot and I probably won't.
-Emily's a gangstb.
-I once got into a fight with Ego. I won.
-I will win in any fight.
-I'm optimistic.
-I'm like but not loved.
-I wouldn't mind being in Battle Royale.
-I know people, and they can get things done.
-I'll try anything twice as long as it doesn't kill me the first time.
-I drink Dr. Pepper.
-I'm beyond demure.
-You don't know my middle name and you probably never will.
-To me, its all about perspective.
-The New Ravi is going to get straight A's.
-I can predict the future.
-You might not have met me yet, but I've sure met you.
-I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy, whoa-whoaaa.
-I was a member of the APoc Crew and yes, I won them and myself a lot of money.
-I analyze. A lot. Too much, perhaps. Maybe almost compulsively. Then again, my mind also easily jumps.
-I drive a flying car.
-I can bust the chop.
-I work well under pressure.
-I have a history of stealing....hearts.
-I'm extremely modest.
-I'm designated wingman.
-I drink cream soda.
-I don't insult people. In fact, when I get mad at someone, I start throwing compliments at them.
-I have friends of every caliber.
-I've known girls of every caliber.
-I'm awesome without being awesome.
-My academic career was copacetic until I hit highschool.
-I can recite the entire scripts of 10 Things I Hate About You, What Women Want, Bring It On, Can't Hardly Wait and The Chipmunk's Adventure by myself.
-I invented the internet.
-Procrastination is my mistress.
-My other mistress is erudition.
-I will be nice to your younger siblings.
-I will be nice to your older siblings.
-I will be nice to your parents.
-I will be nice to everyone.
-I'm foolishly selfless.
-Only you can prevent forest fires.
-In the past, I've developed affectionate feelings for a girl juss for inspiration.
-I'm not more than you need, juss more than you're used to.
-I dig K-Pop, J-Pop and P-Pop (?) even though I only have a genereal idea of what they're singing about.
-I have more property than Monopoly.
-I might know something and I might not tell you.
-I'm not afraid to commit, juss afraid to admit.
-I'm a Poetic Hustler.
-I coined the phrases, "Love to live, live to love." and "Don't hesitate to procrastinate."
-I sway to the rhythm, speak with the jive, bust out the vocal notes and keep things alive.

I'll finish my li'l story, "Change" next entry, yeah?

Now please, a moment of silence for the recently deceased Keiko, better known as Free Willy.

...

While we're at it, give me your wallet too.

Thank you.

Docking out...
-Ryan : legal in all 50 states (even Cuba!)

Ryan posted this at 8:50 PM.