Sunday, January 11, 2004

 

1/10/04

Hello there. I'm very busy and important. What can I do for you?

I'm back...and I'm mo' betta aweshome, fa sho!

I really am sorry about all your problems but it really is that simple: it could be worse.

You could be this kid.

And hey, remember what I said about the Siamese twins? Mmhmm.

I juss call 'em like I see 'em.

Come now, don't fight it, invite it.

I don't know if you noticed, but this is the flip side.

I would never get Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher and I'm not juss saying that. The same could be said for Boiling Point.

And the reason? I'm juss cool like that. Trust me.

Giving me your address is juss asking for random postcards.

Careful what you say to people. Unbeknowst to you, they might have taken it under another light (which could be good or bad...its all relative).

Kids, here's an important lesson from your Uncle RyRy: Don't buy drugs.

If I were a member of the Mafia, I'd extort mimes because they'd be the easiest group of people to extort for they wouldn't "talk".

Speaking of mimes, if one had had a heart-attack and died, do you think they would have made any noise?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one else is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

I'm still putting '03 as the year.

Its juss sneeze after sneeze.

My infatuations with the cereal Honey Bunches of Oats and for the musical genre of Jazz had diminished some time ago and I told no one.

I tried to keep away a keeper.

I should have told her everyday, because she was perfect everyday.

Juss to reiterate: (Glasses + beautiful smile + dimples)(Groovin' personality) = not fair.

Wish I knew what you were looking for.

This "not seeing" dealy juss won't do, sorry.

Its better to know me and not need me then it is to need me and not know me.

Me? A genius? That's enough treason for the season.

Oh, you like my clothes? I got them because I was feeling a li'l nude. Nice, yeah?

Chal-lenge!

I'm tired of it. You're not patriotic, you're juss dumb.

I can be the one that stands by your side, be there for you when you cry. I can be the one to hold you hand, listen to all your conflicts and understand. I can be the one to help you transcend, who you talk about to all your friends. I can be.

The Lighthouse Effect.....eh.

Its a self-preservation thing, you see.

Being Prime Minister, I can have him murdered.

I'm Ryan Mose, and if I say I'm going to have a good day, I'm going to have a good day.

The last 5 movies I saw:
-Serendipity
-Battle Royale
-Volcano High
-Love Actually
-Donnie Darko

Ok, you might rag on my friend who asked the question and think, "Why do you care?! What a stupid question!"

Hey now, remember...there aren't any stupid questions but...there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Juss playing, friend. Juss playing.

Docking out...
-Sexy Ryan Version 2.0 : Admit it, you know you're in love with me *wink**wink*

Ryan posted this at 1:42 AM.