Saturday, March 27, 2004

 

3/27/04

Now that's the joint, and that's the jam.

You could get with this, or you could get with that.

No, really broad... holy dayum.

Can anyone say "cat's meow?"

Oh Lordy...

I'm back in my Rat Pack mentality.

A little Sinatra or Martin, anybody?

Could you do me a little favor? Whenever anyone walks into your english class, regardless of if they're getting attendence or are a teacher or whatever, could you juss stand up, salute them, and sit back down like its an everyday natural, normal thing?

Thanks.

This next week will be "Game Week" so if I show up out of nowhere and hand you a dollar, don't be surprised. It juss means that you're a winner of some sort of stupid competition that you were completely unaware of and oblivious to.

Yes, that's means I'll be observing you and/or strangers.

But I always do that.

I watch people. I'm an observer. Its what I do.

That's juss the way I am.

The computer is fixed.

The new one requires no fixing.

Big Gulps. With Dr. Pepper. Enough said.

It juss occurred to me that J-Kwon juss might possibly be the ugliest rapper I've ever seen.

When his music video is flicking on the TV, I somtimes wish I didn't have eyes.

Some people are good at hiding things.

Some really juss don't care.

Some people are like slinkies...

They really don't do anything, but are nonetheless fun to watch fall down stairs.

Hey moron, what your girl doesn't know could hurt her.

You are not that slick, I'm sorry.

You're a cliche. Now get the hell out of here.

AND YOU! You anserine lumpen imbecile!

You have such a good thing and you're letting it go without even noticing it!

Stop buying her things!

You need to pay her attention.

Look, she's digs the necklace and the bracelet no doubt, but she also digs you.

And she'd dig it if you two spent more time together. As in, with eachother.

Juss you two.

Alone.

And speaking of relationships...

I'm sorry I've let relationships drop and drift in the past few months, affectionate and friendly.

Although, I'm sorry to say I've still retained my level of happiness in the past few months without you all.

But that's juss the way I am.

I'm over it and I'm on a clean slate.

Let's get sexy.

Wait...

Who am I trying to impress?

Really?

I've always been the one to run to with problems.

And I do my best.

That's juss the way I am.

And the rest is lost in translation.

Docking out...
-Ryan : [he] bangs

Ryan posted this at 5:59 PM.