Saturday, April 17, 2004

 

4/16/04

Yesterday was thursday AKA "Dress Sexy Thursday."

However, I woke up late so I juss threw on some sweats and a sweater-- semi-sexy.

I make even scrub look good.

Because, you know, I'm so inherently sexy.

Its annoying when someone under a private number calls you and doesn't leave a message on your voicemail.

To when tease hicks?

That is the question of the day.

Say it out loud 5 times fast.

Therein lies the answer.

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One time, a girl I once knew asked me, "Ryan, how do you do it?"

To which I replied, "Hmm? Do what?"

She answered, "Do that thing you do where you make me smile from ear to ear."

I juss looked at her and told her the truth.

"You know, I don't make many people smile that way... What can I say? You bring out the best in me."

She hugged me so hard, I thought she'd crush my lungs and I'd die from oxygen deprivation.

But at the time, I would've been fine with that.

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Suppossedley I have a book out entitled "How To Be A Smooth Operator."

Apparently its successfully informative.

I don't recall writing it. I don't even like nor believe in the title.

Oh well. What can you do?

Drink to that.

...

Consistency--

Its what I've been lacking lately.

Honesty--

That's my "big" secret.

Wit--

My other "big" secret.

Intelligence--

Its sexy.

Patience--

I was born with plenty.

Holla at yo' boy.

Docking out...
-Ryan :

Ryan posted this at 12:07 AM.