Tuesday, May 11, 2004

 

5/11/04

Ryan is a:
"a right eye dominant pretty cool artist who hopes to rule the world w/ his soothing touch, flight powers and time stopping."

Sounds like me to me.

You. Yes, you. I'm sorry.

I strive not to become juss a statistic.

I still don't have my cheesecake. Un-OoOoWeE, indeedy.

Juss a quick note: do not wear a skirt if it does not accentuate the curve of your hips. Otherwise, its disastrously unattractive.

Note 2: Why, oh why, would you even consider making photon sounds while using the urinal?

You know, you have to have gone there in order to come back.

Don't dwell in the past, yesterday is history. Don't be anxious of the future, tommorow's unknown. However, cherish today, its a gift. That's why we call it the present.

Don't vote for the best candidate but rather the one that'll do the least amount of damage.

You might as well agree with me because I know what I'm talking about.

Most of the time.

And by that I mean the duration of time in which I'm not wrong.

Random adventures of the past two days:
1) Waiting afterschool, a random stranger comes up, pulls out a loosey and asks, "Hey, do you smoke?" To which I replied with an inquisitive look, "Only if I'm on fire, thank you."
2) While checking the mail at 10:45 in the evening, I run into a man doing the same. We get to talking and I mention how I dance. He offers to pay me to teach his daughter, who is somewhere around my age and is fi-i-i-iiine!

"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts....but I can't stop eating peanuts." - Orson Welles

Docking out...
-Ryan : lounged out like you oughtta be

Ryan posted this at 11:36 PM.