Monday, September 06, 2004

 

9.05.04

You want some good advice?

Stay out of the ground.

Juss because someone has a sense of humor doesn't mean he's incapable of feeling jealousy, anger and betrayal.

I belong to a family of kleptomaniacs.

Well, my mom is, at least. Every time we go traveling, she claims she needs to get "souvenirs". Now, there are regular souvenirs that she'll pay for, but there are others that aren't exactly available, but if owned, would be pretty good reminders of where we went (i.e. towels, soap).

However, I remember one instance, when we went to the Phillipines and I was a wee-little boy. My mom wanted one souvenir in particular. It was a little Eva spoon from the airlines. And, go figure, she didn't want to be holding the specialty object herself.

Oh no! That was a special little job for my eldest brother, who was roughly... 14 at the time?

She won over his protests with, "Take it. Juss take it! Its fine. People take the airline stuff all the time."

And guess what happened?

He walked through the metal detector. And...

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

He hung his head down in shame and pointing, skewed out of his mouth, "It was my mom! My mom made me do it!"

People always complain about things and other people. However, rarely do they ever take the time to stop and ask, "Why is this thing/person making me react the way I do?"

The question shouldn't be directed at the actions of the annoying, but rather why one is allowing themselves to be annoyed in the first place.

Kids these days.

Out. Of. Control.

You cats need to lounge out.

And people need to stop dwelling in their sorrows. What's the point?

It happened, and unless you're sorting through it all to make yourself a better person, why replay the same stuff over and over, making yourself feel inferior and stupid. You have to accept that you can't change what went down or your decisions that led up to it.

Take it like a G, and don't repeat it.

Its not easy, but its possible.

But you know what's not possible?

Being away from her.

Even though it was only two days.

IN CANCUN.

Its juss not possible.

Speaking of Cancun, everyone down there wears thongs.

Everyone.

Including the steatopygic.

Not what you'd expect, for sure.

So the locals were cool and the other tourists were a bunch of fake ultracrepidarians.

Two days is not enough when you suffer from planomania.

There, those are your 3 words for the month.

Yes, I was talking about "cool", "bunch" and "enough". Smartass.

And there was reason to dance.

By the way, you look great today.

Commecialist can be rearranged to spell out microclimate.

You're welcome.

Doc king out. . .
Ry an: if he dies tommorow, blame the cooks at Cancun

Ryan posted this at 3:37 PM.