Thursday, November 17, 2005

 

11.16.05

Important news!

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Worried about those abdominal muscles of yours?

I've found a better alternative to "Six Minute Abs"!

You just need to take the illness lottery and try for that 1/50 chance that you'll get a cold with a mad cough!

Just 10 minutes of coughing is equivalent to about 1000 sit-ups!

Expensive?!

No!

Time-consuming?!

No!

Bad for your health?!

What isn't nowadays?!

As a special bonus, you can even intimidate dogs*!
*This potentially pertains only to little/nano dogs or dogs of the virtual nature (i.e Nintendogs).

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Being sick's groovy.

Other than your immune system, there's one thing you can count on:

People want you to get better.

It's a good thing.

Docking out...
-Ryan : "Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll show her my [sick] face. You know what I'm talking about."

Ryan posted this at 2:18 AM.