Thursday, January 12, 2006

 

01.12.06

You know, they didn't have to kill King Kong.

If I were mayor, I would've just staved off the military.

King Kong found a joint to stay-- the Empire State building.

King Kong wouldn't have hurt anybody.

Not with Naomi Watts to keep watch over him.

In fact, given some time, I'm sure he'd grow to like Mr. Brodie.

They could all live up there, on top of the Empire State.

And if he ever got hungry?

Well, we'd just have Mr. Kong learn to love fish.

He's right next to the harbor.

We could make him a giant fishing rod with a huge net and he could go fishing.

'Cause apes are smart.

And we could still use him as a tourist attraction.

That'd get us out of the depression.

Docking out...
-Ryan : for office

Ryan posted this at 5:23 PM.