Saturday, March 04, 2006

 

03.04.06

So, I'm out getting a Dr Pepper from the vending machine and I enter the elevator.

This girl looks me up and down with a befuddled look upon her face and she says to me, "You know, you're wearing socks with your sandals."

I simply raise one eyebrow and retort, "Yeah, I am. And you're wearing... shorts..."

She responds with a half-hearted, "Yeeeah, okaaaay...."

"With Ug boots."

She shut up after that.

Then she cried as I left the elevator.

Cried.

Who's the nice one now, huh?

Huh?

Put that one in your story jar.

Go ahead.

Do it.

Do it now.

Docking out...
-Ryan : some birds just aren't meant to be caged, you dig?

Ryan posted this at 5:12 PM.