Wednesday, December 20, 2006

 

12.20.06

What's the password?

You only wish you were as cool as halo-halo

It's been getting pretty chilly lately.

Not gonna lie.

You think that's really Heidi Klum singing in that Victoria's Secret commercial?

Oh, Seal-- you're such a lucky guy.

Hmm... can the boy re-establish a normal sleeping pattern?!

Place your bets now!

I don't know why I have an inclination to give nicknames.

But I do!

Here's the problem with most of the youth: We see things that make us want to change our lives and ultimately the world.

We make these alterations in our lives and then proceed to do what we can to spread the word and hopefully amass people to follow suit.

And then we either get bored and/or forget because we are creatures of habit and we revert back to our old ways.

We have the desire (sometimes), but not the discipline.

Instants. It's how we live.

You know, I could run for 5 miles too.

If I were able to.

You only wish you were as cool as Binyah-Binyah the Poliwog.

I do not want to be "penciled" into your schedule.

I decided to stick with it and see where it leads.

Aside from the fact that I no longer want to be mistaken for a 12-year old.

What's the term for a cloned kitten?

You only wish you were as cool as the White Ranger.

How do you know if you're out of shape?

Just play the Wii and see what happens the day after.

If you don't know my friends.

You don't know me.

Maybe instead of trying to get into her pants, you should try and get into her head.

It's just as interesting and fun in there anyway (probably even moreso-- what?!) and it'll last you far longer than a couple of minutes max.

Okay, we all have our flaws. We can overlook that, so let's just negate that from the equation.

I mean, people are the way they are and there are reasons behind most of their intricacies.

If only people understood themselves more and the way that they operate.

You only wish you were as cool as Eureka's Castle.

I found some of my old yearbooks, letters, notes, scores, stats and awards.

A lifetime of prestige and high achievement.

Over it.

That exact moment's catalogued in there as well if you put the pieces together correctly.

Just fly a kite.

Fear not the "smartass", for it is they who find humor in situations you may not and, in doing so, bring forth joy and light to the world.

There are just so many moments in life that would benefit from spontaneous bursts of musical numbers and dances.

You only wish you were as cool as Ferris Bueller.

We need a local Sonics somewhere in San Diego, and here's why:

Not because they have a huge selection of about eleventy different kind of drinks but because they have cheesecake bites.

Did you read that?

CHEESECAKE BITES!

I don't think you understand the magnitude of this...

at all.

And because of that... we're gonna need to let you go.

Please pack your things.

Ooh, here comes the knockout...

You only wish you were as cool as Grandmaster Flash.

Hilarious Clinton.

End game.

Docking out...
-Ryan : part bird, part plane, part Superman

Ryan posted this at 1:09 AM.