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The OoOoWeE Insight And the world makes sense once again. 
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Monday, July 28, 20037/28/03
Welcome to another edition of the OoOoWeE Insight!
I'm a Jr. Groomsman, and I have no idea what I do.
I was up all night again. Well, kind of. I stayed up long enough to see the sunrise. You know, I keep telling myself that one day, Ima bust out a piece of paper and sketch the sucka, but I have yet to do so. I really should. Its a beautiful sight that helps put things into perspective. But enough about Kristina-- I mean, Jasmine-- I mean, Quynhy-- I mean, a churro stand.
Mmm....churros.
Something that has been bothering some readers...
Yes, I realize you spell "just" with a "t" and not like "juss" but that's how I do it EXCLUSIVELY for this site. I feel it gives it sort of an edge as compared to other blogs and xangas. Whereare most feel free to sport "cyber-spelling slang" ALL OVER their entries, making it appear that they're all illiterate and smarter than I am, I only use it on ONE word and ONE word only. That's how OG I am. Juss deal with it. Word. Holla.
Punch me. No, seriously. Smack me right in the face right now.
What's an oxymoron? An angry asian kid. That's an oxymoron.
Dimples, combined with glasses, makes for one deadly combo. That's juss plain evil.
Its difficult to have a rehearsed routine as compared to broken rhythm.
I found out today that I have my own dialect. That's right, its called the RyRy dialect. As seen used by the spontaneous, smooth-operator types. Its grooving, lemme tell ya.
Everyone and their mother had some sort of camp or whatnot to go to last week.
Everyone and their mother has some sort of Xanga or whatnot to write in every week.
She juss had that strange appeal. Cats didn't wanna rub up against her, they wanted to lounge out with her.
Y'know, the eskimos had over a hundred words for snow. They must've gotten beyond detailed with this stiffizzle. Mushy snow, hard snow, edible snow. A hundred variations. Almost as fun as watching Nascar live.
I love the sound and feeling of rain.
I hate the after-cold you get after walking in the rain.
i have a problem with analyzing new people I meet or trying to map out strangers and their background history. I'm right about 75% of the time and I hate it.
I don't open up to a lot of people, but I usually don't have to 'cause there's nothing in the present box.
Speaking of presents, I'm horrible with those. I'll juss go to Quynhy for ideas because she's all original and pro at gift giving ideas.
My laid-back attitude might get me in trouble one day. I'm too much of a compromiser.
Where do Hawaiians and Cancunians go on vacation?
Her smile could deflect bullets, I'm sure.
I'm sorry, but some kids juss deserve to get judo-tossed across the street. How do parents not realize how much of a brat they're raising?
I think when I'm older and rich, I'm going to cause a lot of mayhem on the idiots in my general area and then when the coppa's take me in, I'll blame it on schitzophrenia and implosive anger.
There's nothing wrong with a chica who plays videogames.
There's something ironic with homosexual Mr. Isaac telling the viewers to go visit Cox.com for contest details.
I'm up for new things. I'm always willing to empty my cup to taste your tea, you dig?
"Brotha, you come straight out of a comic book."
Docking out...
-Ryan : as Ryan as paralipophobia
Ryan posted this at 12:05 AM.7/20/03
Sunday, July 20, 2003
RYAN - NOT MORE THAN YOU NEED, JUSS MORE THAN YOU'RE USED TO!
You could palm-strike me straight in the face, while counting-down beforehand, and I still probably wouldn't notice right now. I'm that bored and lost in thought.
Life? Life is like a glass of water. When you're young, the glass is small, but full of water because it is all so promising, you can't help but want to overflow. But hey, as you get older, that little shot-glass turns into a mug, and eventually a keg as you become more aware and jaded of the world around you. It becomes a lot harder to fill that emptiness and it usually takes something big to get a re-fill.
I don't want to view life like that anymore. I want my old shot-glass back, you dig?
Yes, this will be the year of OoOoWeE!, believe it.
Why'd it take me so long to realize that I've been munching on the Special K?
You're it. You're the ultimate....or some ish, haha.
I've figured it out! I'm not overly modest, I'm juss jaded when it comes to compliments and praise.
I take too many things for granted. Example: I forgot how important it is to breath until I stopped doing it.
Life's so pretty, its a pity that these cats up in the city don't understand the importance of my gritty, witty, ditties.
Ever since I was a kiddy, I've spouted better rhymes than Diddy or Fiddy, I could have started my own pro commitee.
I'm grabbed the mic like a pimp, and I knew what I was doing.
So many bad things happened on my birthday, the 26th of April. Chernobyl melted down; Boothe, Lincoln's assassin was shot down; A riot in LA went down. Crazy stuff.
The only good thing was Jamestown was founded. Clap to that...
I feel bad for my friend. She's sporting the technicolor yawn. I'd drive over with some chicken soup or something, but I'm an idiot.
I thought I'd be in solitude, with an attitude, with NO FOOD! Can I get an amen?!
Holy dayum, this might sound crazy but I had this premonition that one of my friends was going to get attacked by a cat, right?
Well, the crazier thing is....my friend was walking through the park one day and *BAM*....PMSing kitty played Fancy Feast with his face. Sorry, bro. I'm scurred nah....
LalalalaLAlalalaLaaa....I'm so preeeetty!
No, I'm not a narcissist, I juss enjoyed that film.
"See, over and over again,
I keep on saying to myself,
I must be going out my mind,
to not wanna spend all my time with her."
Thurs. February 27th - "G*night, G*night"
Sun. March 2nd - "Bedtime"
Sun. March 16th - "Optimist", Mon. March 17th - "Unconditional"
June 8th - "Sarang Hae", "Perfect"
Docking out...
Ryan : as Ryan as procrastinating overachievers
Ryan posted this at 3:22 PM.7/16/03
Wednesday, July 16, 2003
Hot dayum! Its a new day!
I'd love to see you try and wipe that smile off my face. No, really. I'd love. =D
I'm so happy right now, somebody should shoot me. Yeah...that'll show me.
So, who else thinks that I think beyond too much?
If I'm juss bad news, then you're a liar.
What the hell is that doing here?
Its no fun sitting there, watching one of your favorite movies, with no one to joke around with or spout about why you love that particular scene.
At some point, you get tired of being in the neutral one.
I love girls. They're so nice.
It feels weird to look across the street and not see Ricky balling it up or hearing Michael blasting music.
"Think of me
Think of me fondly
When we've said goodbye
Remember me
Every so often
Promise me you'll try
On that day, that not so distant day
when you are far away and free
If you ever find a moment
Spare a thought for me
Think of me
Think of me waking,
Silent and resigned
Imagine me trying too hard
To put you from my mind
Think of me..
Please say you'll think of me
Whatever else you choose to do
There will never be a day
When i dont think of you"
Ahh....beautiful.
I'm out of shape! Time to get IN shape again!
OoOoWeE is me!
"You don't have issues...you have a whole subscription!"
Docking out...
-Ryan : as Ryan as gracious modesty
Ryan posted this at 11:38 PM.7/14/03
Monday, July 14, 2003
Random Moron: "Hey, do you smoke?"
Me: *inquistive stare* "Only if I'm on fire, thank you."
I found out something disturbing about the phrase 'to know' somebody. Very, very disturbing.
Well....disturbing, but fun!
One day, I'd like to chase after a girl saying, "But I need you like a coppa needs his donut!"
Dance practice? In a word: fun. Fun but tiring! I'm so out of shape and holy damn, unflexible.
And I don't get it? I've done plenty of backflips before but when I use the approach that they've taught us, I've lost that flipping feel. So I was nervous because of this, so I was tripping on the form. So Kartik be like, "Bro, you got it! Get Ricardo and Dennis to spot you!" So I step up, and I'm starting off the form but I didn't tell them I was ready, cause I thought they knew so I bust it, but I flop up and I land on my shoulder, almost like a pose, haha. I didn't see, but I heard everyone be like, "Whoa!"
So I be like, "So uh...I got enough air though, right?" And everyone starts laughing. "As you would say, beyond, bro."
I don't know what's wrong with me, haha.
And I can't aerial or bust a back handspring anymore! Blah! I can still one-hand cartwheel though, so that has to count for something.
I felt like I was in blazin' Darren's Dance Grooves or something as Darren was busting out his bouncy, fast routine.
But hey, I got it down and it was fun. Fun and funny. Fun and funny but tiring.
We went over the first 3 strings beyond too many times while the JV team was watching us gimp up, haha.
Still, I'm not used to routines. I'm beyond comfortable playing it freestyle but when it comes to routines...uh...
Haha, I mean, I get it all, but I feel like I could be getting it a lot better but hey, I'm a perfectionist or some stiffizzle.
What's this I hear about our gym was tagged up by Torrey Pines?
Always getting held down by the WO-man!
We finished the wood flooring and furniture movement!
My male cat still hasn't gotten over his 'marking-my-territory' fetish!
I need to hire a female masseuse to aid me monday nights after dance practice.
Any takers, haha? I'll uh...pay well?...somehow....yeah.
I think about her. Does she think about me? I think she does. Do you think she thinks the same way?
That she thinks about me and wonders if I think about her but she's not sure, but she thinks that I probably do?
....I have no idea what I juss said.
Blah, where did all the funny go? I'm tired. Please forgive me.
"I'll take his word for it."
Docking out...
-Ryan : as Ryan as backflipping according to you own stance
Ryan posted this at 11:38 PM.7/9/03
Thursday, July 10, 2003
"I'm from the ghetto. I can't scrap over the phone!"
"She's financially distabled."
That's juss the way y'all folks talk. Good stuff.
Man, I really need to draw something else on the comp. that I could add to my comp. art portfolio, yeah?
If I spoke with an accent, do you think my appeal would shoot up? Hmmsha...
What is it about music box music that is so enchanting?
Kevin right now kind of reminds me of myself during the summer of 8th grade, as his world of courtship is burgeoning.
I had a little conversation with Kristina today about thinking about people and people thinking about me. I told her I'd be surprised if anyone thought about me, and I am. She told me that I shouldn't be.
I'm now lost.
I wish I had a cool name to which I could create a witty screen name with. Like Kristina's middle name is Rae, so she has 'Rae of Sunshine!' Or Chantal, who has "Chantal Everybody!" (as in um...Shan tell everybody). Jasmine's nickname is Jazz, so she has "Jazzed Up N D Groove!" (as in...Jazzed up in the groove). Or Reiny AKA Rein with "Rein of Fire!"
My name is beyond common. I'll be walking down the hall, hear my name and 50% of the time its another Ryan.
Its ironic how my cousin who has ADD purchased a Ford Focus.
Have you ever been to Starbucks? One of their menus has a background with some sort of coffee puff or something. Anyways, looking at the thing you come to many conclusions. Like Reg thinks its the essence of coffee in the form of a coffee djinn or genie.
Me? To me it looks like a happy little mermaid sipping on some mocha. But then I must ask myself, "Why would a mermaid be DRINKING coffee...in the ocean?"
If I grow up to be a lawyer, I'd like to get the reputation of a losing lawyer. That way, my business card would be an exact replica of the Monopoly "Go To Jail" card with my number spouted all over it. 'Cause hey, I'd still get paid and I wouldn't have to work much.
Who would hire me? Ex-prisoners and whatnot who have become institutionalized and want to return to the world they know, silly goose.
Sometimes, I think about my life and I've come to the conclusion many times that fate has sent a little tornado to follow me wherever I go. I feel like everything happens to me except what I'd really, really, REALLY would like to happen to me. Whenever something great is in reach, that tornado takes it, right there in front of my eyes and then puts it somewhere else, perhaps for someone else, leaving my side of the road a little less clean.
But hey, it still has flowers over here. Nice ones.
You want deeper stuff? How about this...
Sometimes, I feel like the tide. Its in a constant state of hesistation and uneasiness.
It always creeps up to shore and then pulls away. It changes its mind and retreats so quickly.
I saw fireworks on the 4th.
Its funny how some things remind me of others.
You can't build castles on quicksand.
Docking out...
-Ryan : as Ryan as being a closet intellectual
Ryan posted this at 12:46 AM.7/2/03
Thursday, July 03, 2003
You know, Kevin brought up a good point tonight: "I thought you already went to bed."
Yeah, so did I....but then I didn't, really.
I attempted to go to bed early because I actually have to wake up early. Didn't exactly work out.
I do this a lot. Except most of the time i don't have a reason to wake up early other than the fact I'd like to wake up before noon every now and then.
Perhaps I suffer from clinomania?
Granted, its summer and I'm supposed to sleep in but it'd be nice if i was up early enough for breakfast.
Literally and metaphorically.
Yeah, so the whole cereal shindig is out. Never thought by spouting off to only a handful of people would it be brought onto a whole grip of people.
Since you all know the names of 'em, can you guess who they are?! Or perhaps you're one of them, eh, eh?
So, yeah, I was at a friend's the other day and I met their parents for the first time.
"Oh, you're Ryan? You must be the charming dancer!"
Whoa there...
When you have to say 'bless you' to yourself, you know someone around you has killed the mood.
Sure, they say you shouldn’t feed the animals at the zoo. But what if you feed them other animals?
Sometimes when I close my eyes at night I can't see through my ears.
Apparently, this is a good thing but I can't help but wonder.
The word deformed always come with negative connotations.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe because of its percentages of happenings its a special thing?
What if the majority of 'normal' people are actually the 'deformed' ones?
Hmmsha...
'McJob' is an actual word now. Its in the dictionary. Its definition? A low-end job.
So is 'dead presidents' which refers to the moolah.
Its been about 2 year since I finally learned something new to add to my knowledge of courtship.
Thank you, Kristina. Thank you very much.
A great wrong happened to me today. I was looking for the Lilo and Stitch DVD and unfortunately, I couldn't find it.
That means one of my older brother's girlfriends must have it over at her house.
That's just plain wrong.
Sometimes I feel pressured to find a girlfriend whose name starts with a "T".
Why?
Well, because my oldest brother's girlfriend is named Rina and my other brother's girlfriend is named Sandy.
If you're clever, you've probably gone through the alphabet and realized that is goes "R-S" followed by "T".
Too much thinking on my part.
It must suck to spontaneously combust. But I bet what would really throw you in a panic was if you saw yourself in the mirror after spontaneously combusting. I imagine that'd be hell.
Hey Pat, they only want me for my pimp juice, haha. No seriously, that song isn't about me at all.
If you tell me I'm cool, I'll acknowledge it with a thanks but in my mind I'll ignore and mentally tear at it with vituperation.
You know what's funny? Remember how I had over $200 in text messages? Well, while trying to get texting banned for my phone, we accidentally got it cancelled for my brother's phone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
ah....yeah, we need to get that straightened out.
If someone pours water on a bunch of rocks and it gets hotter, you're probably in a sauna.
I hope by reading my online journal thing you realize how much significantly higher your IQ is compared to mine.
Down with the Wal-Mart franchise!
Have a nice day.
Docking out...
-Ryan : as Ryan as basorexia
Ryan posted this at 1:01 AM.
